Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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