i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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