? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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