she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Randomize