the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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