Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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