this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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