just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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