Can Purell be used as lube?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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