Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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