I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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