On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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