i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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