It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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