too bad you live with your parents still
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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