Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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