i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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