Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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