Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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