"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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