I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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