That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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