Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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