I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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