I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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