Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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