like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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