even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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