i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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