STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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