kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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