Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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