porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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