What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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