And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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