I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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