I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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