I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
