It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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