yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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