Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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