scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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