Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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