So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she smelled like a LAN party
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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