You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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