we're chasing vodka with high fives
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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