Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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