I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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