how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
