Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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