just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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