You just made me feel so damn special
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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