Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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