whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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